Well, alright, just one more. This Riley was a cut-above the average, the sort of car that could only be driven with Dents driving gloves and a Dunhill pipe emphatically-packed with Player's Medium Navy Cut. It was for the man who liked a little, but not too much, sportiness in his life. Something to impress the twin-set off a secretary down at the works office, but still striking the right note after Sunday service with church elders and Miss Primrose in the choir. This stunning air-brushed image is from a 1960 brochure, at the time when the Riley One-and-a-Half litre was being superceded by the Pathfinder so beloved of Scotland Yard police (we're gaining on them sir!). I find the choice of a trio of Kent oast houses in the background interesting; this was a time when these vernacular buildings in the landscape would have typified the country life being sort after by the post war newly well-off. Particularly out in the southern countryside, within easy reach of London Bridge or Charing Cross by train. The Riley getting admiring glances from Standard or Triumph drivers parking-up at Eridge and Paddock Wood. I had one of these beautiful cars in the 70s, all black, red leather seats, and after the original valve radio had warmed-up out came Educating Archie.
You see what's happening here ? Peter, it's not as easy a drug to kick as you might think - I would advise any small boys or other impressionable types to look upon Peter's downfall, his sliding into the murky underworld that is mechanica, as a warning. All's rosy and Ladybird in your life and then, like a spirit from the world of Hammer, a demon of incalculable cruelty siezes your mind and hurls you into a world of blackened finger nails and oily rags - WELCOME.
It all started with that wretched Agricastrol jug. Why was I so weak? I'll find an AA patrol immediately so that I can raise an arm in salute and say "My name is Peter. I'm an automobilaholic".
I once tried to explain the concept of radio ventriloquy, vis-a-vis Peter Brough and Archie Andrews, to a bunch of Hong Kong students.......On balance, they found the Theory of Relativity easier. No one younger than 50 would really understand, je pense.
BTW, I love those Rileys! Now, can you find a brochure for the MG ZA or ZB? I loved them even more!
I am a designer, writer and photographer who spends all his time looking at England, particularly buildings and the countryside. But I have a leaning towards the slightly odd and neglected, the unsung elements that make England such an interesting place to live in. I am the author and photographer of over 25 books, in particular Unmitigated England (Adelphi 2006), More from Unmitigated England (Adelphi 2007), Cross Country (Wiley 2011), The Cigarette Papers (Frances Lincoln 2012), Preposterous Erections (Frances Lincoln 2012) and English Allsorts (Adelphi 2015)
"Open this book with reverence. It is a hymn to England". Clive Aslet
Preposterous Erections
"Enchanting...delightful". The Bookseller "Cheekily named" We Love This Book
The Cigarette Papers
"Unexpectedly pleasing and engrossing...beautifully illustrated". The Bookseller
Cross Country
"Until the happy advent of Peter Ashley's Cross Country it has, ironically, been foreigners who have been best at celebrating Englishness". Christina Hardyment / The Independent
More from Unmitigated England
"Give this book to someone you know- if not everyone you know." Simon Heffer, Country Life. "When it comes to spotting the small but telling details of Englishness, Peter Ashley has no equal." Michael Prodger, Sunday Telegraph
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You see what's happening here ? Peter, it's not as easy a drug to kick as you might think - I would advise any small boys or other impressionable types to look upon Peter's downfall, his sliding into the murky underworld that is mechanica, as a warning. All's rosy and Ladybird in your life and then, like a spirit from the world of Hammer, a demon of incalculable cruelty siezes your mind and hurls you into a world of blackened finger nails and oily rags - WELCOME.
It all started with that wretched Agricastrol jug. Why was I so weak? I'll find an AA patrol immediately so that I can raise an arm in salute and say "My name is Peter. I'm an automobilaholic".
I once tried to explain the concept of radio ventriloquy, vis-a-vis Peter Brough and Archie Andrews, to a bunch of Hong Kong students.......On balance, they found the Theory of Relativity easier. No one younger than 50 would really understand, je pense.
BTW, I love those Rileys! Now, can you find a brochure for the MG ZA or ZB? I loved them even more!
Sorry Alois, but I do have the MG TD, complete with slogan "Safety Fast". Here we go again.
Peter. You're beyond help - not helped (odd that) by the company you keep, ever the case with addictions.
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